SHOUT AROUND THE WORLD

To say hello

Anonymous — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:09:58 GMT

.......just thought I would pop in here to say hello......as I was referred to it from a member......my name is lildarlin.....and some may even know me from elsewhere in the cyber world......

As the members here who know me....they know I am a peaceful kind of person...

............and this site looks very "peaceful".........anyways.......hope all have a stress-free day.........take care!

Annoyance.com

JuanTing — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 15:23:12 GMT

There are annoying adverts on TV. We are inundated with ads for car insurance.com here in the UK. Each time one comes on it makes me cringe and reach for the remote. The psychology behind the ads are having a reverse effect. These ads are so annoying I would never use one of those companies.

Not all celebrities are liked. Some I decidedly dislike. When these people are used to promote goods and have their endorsement plastered all over the packaging, again, there is the reverse psychology ...

ATTENTION NEW MEMBERS

Glad E Olah — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 17:13:16 GMT

We are placing this message in the guest section of our forum for assurance that all new members are able to find their way to the main forum.

Once your name as be activated you will receive an email notification telling you this. Then you click on the url that is stated in the email notice. This will bring you back to the index page. Although you have become a member, you will continue to view what guests view. You must click on "log in", then sign in with your name and your password. ...

SHOUT STATS

Glad E Olah — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:07:06 GMT

Number of new posts for the last 12 months
MonthPostsPercentGraph
Aug 2007
9
0%

Sep 2007
554
9%

Oct 2007
667
11%

Nov 2007
506
8%

Dec 2007
571
9%

Jan 2008
645
11%

Feb 2008
525
9%

Mar 2008
542
9%

Apr 2008
360
6%

May 2008
577
9%

Jun 2008
509
8%

Jul 2008
648
11%

We are only halfway through this month and just look at the number of posts our members have placed in. This is better than many other forums that have been running for years. ...

Hello Bellowsmain

Anonymous — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:20:04 GMT

If you are reading this then I will know that you are visiting our forum. I sincerely hope you will register to see all of the forum. You would fit in nicely here. I will visit your place again soon.

All the best,

Heartlander

Droopy Pants

moonshiner — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:27:25 GMT

Can someone explain this to me? I know it's a young teen thing for the

most part. Although it is mostly sported by gang type thugs many of the

kids (and some adults even) are sporting this style and have been for

the last few years!

I would have thought that this fad would

have run it's course by now like all fads. Maybe because it is a mark

of laziness it perpetuates itself by not having to put on a belt, or

keep your pants where they belong. Thus fewer things for the lazy

person to ...

DON'T START ME

Walaroo — Sun, 11 May 2008 08:21:13 GMT

What is a couple of good things about altzimers:

You meet new people every day.

You get to hide your own Easter eggs.

My humour is left of cnetre adn I enjoy thing s that some people miss. I find it funny the things I 'hear' because of my deafness, and I think the one liner is much better than a long drawn out story with a small punch line. That's me.

Hear about the Irishman they gave a set of water skis for his birthday and he spent 12 months looking for a lake with a slope on it.

A ...

GRRRR

GinaGirl — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 09:57:51 GMT

THINGS THAT BUG ME

PLEASE NOTE:i didn't pen this and i removed the bad language...the guy who wrote this was clearly ticked off! LOL

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Buzz off. What good is cake if you can't eat it? What.....should I eat someone else's cake instead?

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where ...

Other things to do

Anonymous — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:30:54 GMT

How sad that people are so bored with their own lives, they feel the need to disrupt someone else's life...I believe it's called "JEALOUSY".

POST TURTLE

JuanTing — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 19:08:05 GMT

This guy has it figured out

Great Texas Rancher Analogy.

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old

Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while

working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation

with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to

Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post

turtle'. Not being familiar with the term, the doctor

asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher

said, 'When you're ...

A SAMPLE OF OUR RHYMERS HERE AT THE SHOUT

Glad E Olah — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 23:25:14 GMT

Hello Guest:

Below is a sample of the fun you can have by joining our group. If you are a poet (some of our members are) then you would enjoy taking part in our rhyming game. We are sharing a few lines that is thus far:

Too many wimmin around for me.

There are too many how can that be?

Men do not prolificate

We ain't too many for you mate

Stop it! Stop it! Yes you are.

Too many wimmin here by far.

God knew you needed to be closely watched

Sooo many women's eyes cannot be matched

Eyes ...

Manners

Walaroo — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:11:09 GMT

An obnoxious tourist was making loud and offensive remarks all night in a resturant. The main meal arrived and he dug his fork into a slice of the meat, held it up so that the gravy was spilling onto the table cloth and said loudly....

"Is this pig?"

"The waiter said mildly "At which end of the fork are you referring to , Sir?"

Post Requirement

Anonymous — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 16:52:35 GMT

If I join will I be expected to reply to the areas on a daily or weekly basis? Is there a limit to my replies?

Bats

Walaroo — Sat, 31 May 2008 04:36:09 GMT

A Vampire bat was late back to the cave, but he had blood all around his mouth, which stirred all the other little suckers into a frenzy on smelling the fresh blood.

Just wanting to sleep, bloody bat, tried to send them away, but they persisted, wanting to know where he got the blood from.

Eventually, as evented in the Bat Cave , Robin, Vampire said..."All right, already, follow me".

Flying into the night he said "Whoops, sorry night I didn't see you there", but they ...

A BIT OF DISNEY FUN FOR OUR GUESTS

Glad E Olah — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:32:09 GMT

Here is an opportunity for our guests to become involved with Shout Around The World. Perhaps this will entice them to want to join our happy group.

Name a Disney Cartoon film or character and assign nationality names to those characters.

(For example Mickey Mouse would probably be English because of the manner of his speech.)

Here is a url for Disney films:

http://homepage.usask.ca/~jjs142/movielist.htm

Choose from the films and provide names of the charcters ...

Me' Mate

Walaroo — Fri, 23 May 2008 10:21:59 GMT

Me 'mate, Bill wot waz reely called William for some silly reason by his mum and dad, went inta' store adn noticed sumpthin' on the shelf that he had noticed.

"Wots that" he asked the salesperson, who shall remain sexless becasue you can't tell sexist jokes adn saying tha tthe salesperson waz a bloke may seem to incriminate or what ever.

"It is a thermos" sez sexless person.

"Wot do ya' use 'em fer" sez Bill.

"Well", the person starts to ...

GUEST QUESTIONS OR COMMENTS

Glad E Olah — Fri, 16 May 2008 05:04:07 GMT

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