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ISH
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Too Many Wimmin

Post by ISH on Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:31 am

Too many wimmin with too much time. That is a recipe for disaster. What these females need is a good man to show them how to cope with life. Any man would help by, perhaps, lifting their feet while the wimmin does the vacuuming or eating whatever swill was put before them and complimenting the cooking skills.
Men have invented too many labour saving devices and now the poor equality seeking mob are trying to invade the male domain. It was a much better world when the female of the species knew that her place was the kitchen and was where she was predominantly found.
In a word, men have been much too kind and caring and now  just look at the state of affairs.
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by cokeey on Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:05 am

Get your head out of the dark ages....
 :Gotcha: 
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by Peanut on Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:42 am

LOL--tooooo funny-----seriously Ish, without us women,  what would you have to post about ?

You are right women need to be in our proper place, however,  I don't think the kitchen is it.

I would be happy to present a toast, to your post.  ( aha that rhymes )  But, I'd probably burn it.

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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by January on Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:18 pm

Any  "Good"  man  knows his  place  in  this  world.

It  is  to   sit  quietly  and  listen  to  his  wife.  
He  needs to be  told:

What  he should
Where  he should  
Why  he  should
When he  should  
Who  he  should ....  listen to.  2lol
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by cokeey on Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:31 pm

@January wrote:Any  "Good"  man  knows his  place  in  this  world.

It  is  to   sit  quietly  and  listen  to  his  wife.  
He  needs to be  told:

What  he should
Where  he should  
Why  he  should
When he  should  
Who  he  should ....  listen to.  2lol

Well I see our January got it right on...Read and weep "OLE" Minn... 2lol 
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by ISH on Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:47 pm

Now the wimmin are ganging up just because I tell a few truths.
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by cokeey on Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:27 pm

@ISH wrote:Now the wimmin are ganging up just because I tell a few truths.

You might as well admit defeat as you know you will never beat us Wimmin... :shout4: :zip: clap1 emothup pat :laughing mouse 
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by ISH on Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:39 pm

Just because there are many of you it does not make y'all right. Even Footbrace knows I am truthful.

ISH is innocent.
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by ISH on Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:03 pm

Where is the one I have to care for in the twilight of my life?
Where is the one I can love and cherish? The one to embrace?
Am I to remain the half? Will I ever be the half of a whole?
What is left when only a lonely, empty, space in eternity awaits?
Who will mourn when this old forsaken man takes a last breath?
What will be left when this rejected body returns to the dust?
Memories of youth now remain. Memories of gayety and fresh kisses.
Memories of events now long gone. Gone like an evaporated morning mist.
Times of mirth can never return to the lonely saddened soul.
Sadness is exacerbated by memories of happier, joyful, times.
Oh, my fair maiden, what could have been had I found you in my youth.
You know that my emptiness is the gain of a lesser worthy one.
Are you cared for? Are you still deeply loved? Are you the object of lust?
Never can you be adored as you should have been. As you are in my dreams.
What have we missed? Let you mind dwell on what could have been.
As I live out my lonely existence reflect on the love that, for you, never was.
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by Peanut on Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:28 am

Very good, Ish !!! Pretty much says it all for those of us who have no one--to boss around lol

My favorite line "Memories of events now long gone". I think those are what keep me going most days. Some make me smile, others start the tears rolling, but all of those memories are mine to keep. Something no body can take from me, ever !

BTW---who is FOOTBRACE ???
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by ISH on Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:30 am

Me Shell wrote: BTW---who is FOOTBRACE ???
LOLOLOL. Will the real Footbrace stand up please?
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by January on Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:47 pm

@cokeey wrote:
@ISH wrote:Now the wimmin are ganging up just because I tell a few truths.

You might as well admit defeat as you know you will never beat us Wimmin... :shout4: :zip: clap1 emothup pat :laughing mouse 

Yes Cokeey  he  tries  to  blame  us  all  the  time.


Then  he  goes  and  does  a   heartfelt  poem   trying to  throw  us  off   guard.  
He  tries  to confuse MeShell:

By calling  out to   get   help   from  Lightfootfan   using  him  as  a   footbrace, when   Ishy  hasn't  got  a  leg  to  stand  on.

Oh  the  poor  man, our Ishy.
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by Glad E Olah on Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:19 pm

Did you know that ISHY only has one leg, one arm and one eye?
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by Snowden on Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:33 pm

@Glad E Olah wrote:Did you know that ISHY only has one leg, one arm and one eye?

Pegleg Pete with trimmings gone too! No, I didn't know that, Glad -- I will remember that and try to be kinder to him!
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by ISH on Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:38 pm

@Glad E Olah wrote:Did you know that ISHY only has one leg, one arm and one eye?
You forgot my wig.
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by Glad E Olah on Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:27 pm

@ISH wrote:
@Glad E Olah wrote:Did you know that ISHY only has one leg, one arm and one eye?
You forgot my wig.

Right I did....you are bald!
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by cokeey on Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:43 pm

 emothup 
@January wrote:
@cokeey wrote:
@ISH wrote:Now the wimmin are ganging up just because I tell a few truths.

You might as well admit defeat as you know you will never beat us Wimmin... :shout4: :zip: clap1 emothup pat :laughing mouse 

Yes Cokeey  he  tries  to  blame  us  all  the  time.


Then  he  goes  and  does  a   heartfelt  poem   trying to  throw  us  off   guard.  
He  tries  to confuse MeShell:

By calling  out to   get   help   from  Lightfootfan   using  him  as  a   footbrace, when   Ishy  hasn't  got  a  leg  to  stand  on.

Oh  the  poor  man, our  Ishy.

Isn't that the truth....
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by ISH on Thu Feb 06, 2014 8:19 pm

Not funny!
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by Peanut on Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:25 am

I can imagine Ish laughing as he made that last post------he loves it and we all know that clap1 
 LOL- and btw I'm not as confused as he  thinks I am.  I'm very good at acting.  I'm sure I would get an award of some sort -- :shout4:
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by Glad E Olah on Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:28 am

Me Shell wrote:I can imagine Ish laughing as he made that last post------he loves it and we all know that clap1 
 LOL- and btw I'm not as confused as he  thinks I am.  I'm very good at acting.  I'm sure I would get an award of some sort -- :shout4:

Well keep on fooling the old man he has nothing else to do but be the way he is.
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by January on Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:46 pm

Me Shell wrote:I can imagine Ish laughing as he made that last post------he loves it and we all know that clap1 
 LOL- and btw I'm not as confused as he  thinks I am.  I'm very good at acting.  I'm sure I would get an award of some sort -- :shout4:

I agree with Glad, keep him more confused, if that is possible.
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by Glad E Olah on Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:48 pm

@January wrote:
Me Shell wrote:I can imagine Ish laughing as he made that last post------he loves it and we all know that clap1 
 LOL- and btw I'm not as confused as he  thinks I am.  I'm very good at acting.  I'm sure I would get an award of some sort -- :shout4:

I  agree  with  Glad,  keep  him more confused,  if  that  is   possible.

LOL January we can sure make it possible.....
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by ISH on Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:59 pm

What's this "Lol January!!!? I see nothing to laugh about!
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by Peanut on Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:34 pm

Now who's confused ??? LOL
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by margie52501 on Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:39 am

I know most men complain because they don't really have anything better to talk about. As woman we have plenty to talk about. And it isn't about men.
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by Peanut on Tue Feb 18, 2014 6:06 pm

 wink AMEN to that IKAN :)
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by ISH on Tue Feb 18, 2014 6:07 pm

The Powderpuffs are starting to gather.
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by Glad E Olah on Tue Feb 18, 2014 6:23 pm

:zip:  ISHY!
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by margie52501 on Sat Mar 29, 2014 10:19 pm

ISH is just a man that loves to pick on us woman. Otherwise life wouldn't be the same for him.
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by Ladydi on Sun Mar 30, 2014 3:42 pm

...A poem just for ISH!

"We Powder Puffs Adore You"

Oh how we can't get you off our minds-
pondering how to please you each day,
Just the right words we dream to find...
that will bring happiness your way!

Your feet we would massage and rub soothing oils all around-
warm towels draped over your back to ease those tired bones,
dinning to the soft relaxing music twill be the only sound...
as we wave our feathered fans cooling you on your throne.

Such a tragedy this is merely a dream-
tis no time left after we've been so pampered,
for our men know just how to please...
recognizing all we do they truly treasure.

But tomorrow is another day...
into our schedule we'll do our best to fit you,
but we must warn you not to bank on this promise made-
For we Powder Puffs have many important things to do!

......Just teasing ISH!
By: Diane Evans
3-30-14
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by Peanut on Mon Mar 31, 2014 12:49 pm

ah how cute is that ?--lol--and full of truths.... I don't think most men have any idea what we are thinking. One comment I have to make " I'm NOT massaging any man's feet", unless the pay is  reaaaaaallly  good :) :zip:
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by Ladydi on Mon Mar 31, 2014 8:40 pm

You crack me up!!! lol
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by ISH on Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:57 am

Me Shell wrote:ah how cute is that ?--lol--and full of truths.... I don't think most men have any idea what we are thinking. One comment I have to make " I'm NOT massaging any man's feet", unless the pay is  reaaaaaallly  good :) :zip:
Yeah and that's what is causing all the problems innit. Y'all never spoke like that before we give you the vote!
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by joyous on Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:12 pm

@ISH wrote:
Me Shell wrote:ah how cute is that ?--lol--and full of truths.... I don't think most men have any idea what we are thinking. One comment I have to make " I'm NOT massaging any man's feet", unless the pay is  reaaaaaallly  good :) :zip:
Yeah and that's what is causing all the problems innit. Y'all never spoke like that before we give you the vote!

Ishey, you're telling your age when until we gave you the vote.  shout2 
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by ISH on Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:32 pm

@joyous wrote:
@ISH wrote:
Me Shell wrote:ah how cute is that ?--lol--and full of truths.... I don't think most men have any idea what we are thinking. One comment I have to make " I'm NOT massaging any man's feet", unless the pay is  reaaaaaallly  good :) :zip:
Yeah and that's what is causing all the problems innit. Y'all never spoke like that before we give you the vote!

Ishey, you're telling your age when until we gave you the vote.  shout2 
I meant when us men, we, gave y'all the vote innit.
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by joyous on Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:38 pm

It actually wasn't your's to give. God granted freedom to EVERYONE.
Men simply pulled rank by being physically stronger.

 :WOW: 
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by Glad E Olah on Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:50 pm

When did the women in the UK have the freedom to vote?

It happened here in America nearly 100 years ago (1920) so ISHY if he remembers that then his age of 93 is not to far off innit?
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by Snowden on Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:08 pm

@Glad E Olah wrote:When did the women in the UK have the freedom to vote?

It happened here in America nearly 100 years ago (1920) so ISHY if he remembers that then his age of 93 is not to far off innit?

Yep!
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by ISH on Wed Apr 02, 2014 4:32 am

GERROFF WIMMIN!!!
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by joyous on Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:23 am

@ISH wrote:GERROFF WIMMIN!!!

 :bump
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by Snowden on Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:41 pm

@joyous wrote:
@ISH wrote:GERROFF WIMMIN!!!

 :bump

Ah, the truth hurts, innit?
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by Glad E Olah on Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:49 pm

@Snowden wrote:
@joyous wrote:
@ISH wrote:GERROFF WIMMIN!!!

 :bump

Ah, the truth hurts, innit?

Right you are Snowden!
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by ISH on Wed Apr 02, 2014 4:13 pm

Sigh. Here we go again...innit.
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by Glad E Olah on Wed Apr 02, 2014 4:15 pm

You started it sweetheart!
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by Snowden on Wed Apr 02, 2014 4:58 pm

Yes, he sure did!  2lol 
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by ISH on Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:24 pm

Jampot started this in #4 innit!
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by asthmaticus on Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:43 pm

Sorry to be "One of those Wimmin"
To bad you don't like us.
I'm gone.
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by asthmaticus on Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:44 pm

@ISH wrote:GERROFF WIMMIN!!!

Going.
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by Peanut on Thu Apr 03, 2014 11:26 am

Not me--I'm staying ! I have to see where this goes :). Life can be very boring without a sense of humor.
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Re: Too Many Wimmin

Post by ISH on Thu Apr 03, 2014 4:04 pm

Me Shell wrote:Not me--I'm staying !  I have to see where this goes :).  Life can be very boring without a sense of humor.
It's only going where the Powderpuff wimmin take it innit.

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